Funny Soccer Team Names (All True!)

Ah, funny soccer team names! You’ll find a few lists of weird and wonderful soccer team names online, but I guarantee this list is the most up-to-date. Nearly all these teams are currently playing top division soccer in their respective countries. I’ve left out a few teams (maybe four or five) because the names are... well... a little rude. I don’t really want to receive any emails from angry parents...

You may be wondering how these teams got their crazy names. Well, sometimes it’s because the team’s home town or city has a strange name (in English, anyway), but most of the time it’s due to team sponsorship. Of course, some of the names are just plain random...

List of Funny Soccer Team Names

• Botswana Meat Commission (Botswana)
• Playtime Tigers (Bahamas)
• Naughty Boys (Botswana)
• The Meat Girls (Botswana, Women’s League)
• BNassau Kitchen Revolution (Bahamas, Women’s League)
• Big Bullets (Malawi)
• Miscellaneous (Botswana) -- Miscellaneous? Couldn't they decide on a name?
• Joe Public (Trinidad and Tobago)
• Insurance Management Bears (Bahamas)
• Motor Action (Zimbabwe)
• Quality Distributors (Guam)
• Deportivo Moron (Argentina, Third Division)
• Carpet Masters (Guam)
• New Vibes ((US Virgin Islands)
• Positive Vibes (US Virgin Islands) -- New Vibes and Positive Vibes are big rivals: both teams are based on the island of Saint Thomas.
• Extension Gunners (Botswana)
• Ethiopian Coffee (Ethiopia)
• Essienimpong Cape-Coast Mysterious Dwarfs (Ghana) -- brilliant!
• Curepipe Starlight (Mauritius) -- perhaps one of the most poetic soccer team names in the world...
• Windy Professionals (Ghana, Division 1)
• Wikki Tourists (Nigeria)
• Kissy All Stars (Sierra Leone)
• Pamplemousses (Mauritius) -- translated into English, the team would be the “Grapefruits.”
• Fire Masters (Uganda)
• Chicken Inn (Zimbabwe)
• Ball Dogs (Grenada) -- should it be bulldogs? Hmm...
• Liquid Gold (Guyana)

If you know of any more funny soccer team names, go ahead and add them in the comments box below (unless, of course, the name is too risqué!). Thanks!